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Archive for March 2007

Something About Kids… Part Deux

March 27, 2007

Everyone knows, even those of you without, that children are wonderful and amazing little humans with vast, open minds and endless curiosity and energy who also eat dirt. In fact, those of you who do not, currently, have children have perhaps not bore witness to a child consuming dirt as though it were boxed cake […]

MEN. ‘Nuff Said.

March 22, 2007

Okay, so that’s a smidgen of a misnomer, otherwise I could just stop writing right there and call it a day: Wham, Bam, Thank you Ma’am! But, you know me better than that. Talking candidly and, even more so, coldly, about men is basically the same idea as launching a preemptive strike on a cask […]

“A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club…”

March 19, 2007

**THE FOLLOWING EVENTS ARE, MORE OR LESS, TOTALLY INACCURATE AND FULL OF LIES AND FALSEHOODS. IF ANY SIMILARITIES EXIST BETWEEN THESE CHARACTERS AND ANY HUMAN ALIVE OR DEAD, THAT’S PRETTY COOL SINCE I TOTALLY JUST MADE THEM UP LIKE, SIXTEEN MINUTES AGO. ALSO, THIS IS A HIGHLY ELABORATE JOKE THAT MY DAD (HAPPY?) TOLD ME, […]

Learn to DRIVE, @$$H*!E!

March 15, 2007

There is positively no doubt in my mind that any attempt made at driving even remotely correctly in this city is best left to those with a vague notion of how to do it properly. Unfortunately, this is so seldom the case that our roads are inundated with severely brain damaged ex-mental patients who would […]

“Shout, Shout, Let it All Out: These are the Things I Can Do Without!”

March 10, 2007

Do you guys, like, totally remember that Tears For Fears song, or what? That was, like, SO awesome! GOOD LORD! Yes, as I assume you can all imagine, this particular tirade is about stuff that just rubs me the wrong way. I figured since I had an hour or so of free time while the […]